{"id":395,"date":"2015-10-31T02:40:49","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T02:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/?p=395"},"modified":"2015-10-31T02:40:49","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T02:40:49","slug":"were-giving-away-lingerie-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/were-giving-away-lingerie-seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re giving away lingerie!  Seriously!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might have seen in an earlier post that sometimes things don&#8217;t always go perfectly to plan. \u00a0But that&#8217;s understandable. \u00a0If designing, manufacturing and retailing lingerie was easy then everyone would be doing it.<\/p>\n<p>But it was still disappointing to discover our final production run of Vanessa teddies didn&#8217;t go quite according to plan. \u00a0Though incredibly comfortable, we were getting a few emails to say the snap crotch buttons were not all staying closed all of the time.<\/p>\n<p>So we&#8217;ve been considering what to do. \u00a0We could possibly sew them up, or cut them up and use as polishing rags on my old Hyundai or maybe even give them to a charity for clothing perhaps? \u00a0In the end we decided to give them away.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_398\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-398\" style=\"width: 240px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vanessa-Teddy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-398\" alt=\"Very fun comfy teddy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vanessa-Teddy-240x300.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vanessa-Teddy-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vanessa-Teddy-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vanessa-Teddy.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-398\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Very fun comfy teddy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_397\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-397\" style=\"width: 240px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Blurred-Vanessa-Teddy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-397\" alt=\"Despite the minor fault, these teddies are still lovely!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Blurred-Vanessa-Teddy-240x300.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Blurred-Vanessa-Teddy-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Blurred-Vanessa-Teddy-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Blurred-Vanessa-Teddy.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-397\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Despite the minor fault, these teddies are still lovely!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Want to know what the fault is with these teddies? \u00a0The teddy has a snap crotch held together with three little push buttons. \u00a0The feedback we&#8217;re receiving is that on the odd teddy, one or more of the buttons will not stay connected while moving around. \u00a0That&#8217;s it! \u00a0Everything else is perfect! \u00a0We haven&#8217;t heard of all three failing so you&#8217;re likely to receive a decent piece of lingerie.<\/p>\n<p>To get one, all you have to do is place an order valued at over $30 USD. \u00a0Based on the size of whatever you order, we will add a teddy. \u00a0This is only until stocks run out and although we have a lot of theses teddies, some sizes will run out sooner than others.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Get a free teddy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/\">Jump into the store<\/a> and pick up something today!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might have seen in an earlier post that sometimes things don&#8217;t always go perfectly to plan. \u00a0But that&#8217;s understandable. \u00a0If designing, manufacturing and retailing lingerie was easy then everyone would be doing it. But it was still disappointing to discover our final production run of Vanessa teddies didn&#8217;t go quite according to plan. \u00a0Though &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/were-giving-away-lingerie-seriously\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We&#8217;re giving away lingerie!  Seriously!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,2,1],"tags":[7,18,4,68,37,28],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":401,"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hommemystere.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}